One Day Maybe I WILL do Some That Isn't!!! (Halfway Illiterate Hate!)

Both of these comments were in response to my post "How a Fish Almost Ruined my Childhood."  

#1.  It seems like maybe he/she is mad about something to do with me being a girl, but I can't really tell.  

I'm sorry. I will take it down right away, Sir. You will never again have your delicate eyeballs accosted by my sense of humor. It was selfish of me to put you through that. No one should ever depict every woman in history and their capabilities and one day do some that isn't. That's just unfair to all the ones that is.

#2.  Either this person's reading-comprehension is really poor or they don't understand exaggeration. Maybe both.  Also possibly they don't understand cartoons. 

I really don't even know what to say to this.   I honestly wasn't trying to compete with genocide.  Genocide wins the trauma award.

*BONUS* Cake Versus Pie: A Comparison

This chart didn't make the cut for my Cake versus Pie post, but I spent a lot of time working on it, so I thought I'd post it here:

Acid-Spitting Dinosaur Card

I made this way back on Valentine's Day, but I forgot to post it with the rest of my melodramatic cards.  In retrospect, this may have been a good idea.

I Guess They Can Be Pedestrians Too...

In a World Where No One Can be Sure That They are Using the Word "Irony" Correctly, I'm Pretty Sure I Found Something That is Almost Definitely Ironic...

As I was moderating my comments, I found this one from a spammer.  It was posted on Spaghatta Nadle.  

I'm pretty sure that is irony.  For several reasons.  

Guess What? I Actually Posted Something on Here!

How to be Famous

There are many routes you can take to reach the ultimate goal of being famous.  Here are several of them.

1.  Be in movies.

2.  Be in a famous rock band.

3.  Be in a famous band that is not a rock band but still famous.  Like Simon and Garfunkel.

4.  Be a... nevermind.  I'm not supposed to talk about p0rn because I don't want those ads here.  Or maybe I do.  You guys would totally click them, wouldn't you.  Perverts.  That's probably not a very good keyword. 

5.  Videotape yourself doing something disgusting/amazing and put it on YouTube. 

6.  Be really, really, really good at basketball.

7.  Be a serial killer.  Actually, don't do that.  There need to be fewer serial killers, not more. 

8.  Win American Idol.

9.  Learn how to time-travel.  Some say it can't be done and that may be true, but if you could figure out how to do it, you would definitely be famous. 

Post #3

Here's another Craigslist posting from my neck of the woods:

Apparently there is more than one person in western Montana with this viewpoint:

FML

Post #2

This was posted on Craigslist in a town near where I live.

That sounds totally legitimate. 

Post #1

I just realized that I haven't updated this blog in a really long time.  To make up for that, I'm going to update it a whole bunch of times right now. 

Here's post #1:

Twitter has a feature called "trending topics" which is supposedly a good indication of what is popular on Twitter but actually it's just a way for stupid people to share their ideas on a topic preceded by a hashtag, like #imstupidletstalkaboutbunnies BUNIES UR SOOO CUTE OMG!

Or sometimes people just say something like this:

It is slightly worse when the person does not appear to be aware of their stupidity:

No Sierra... ur the 1 w/ teh prolem.  Probably.  Unless you happen to be dating ColorMeHandsome.  Then I totally agree with you.