I'm so bad...

I'm not supposed to click my own ads, but I totally accidentally did.

I got really interested in the 12,000 cat names - I just absolutely had to know what it was all about. And I thought that maybe it would come in handy if I ever bought a cat.

Now I'm scared.

Does Google come to your house and talk to you sternly? Worse?

If I turn up missing, you can blame Google.

And I promise I'll never do it again. I'm sorry Google. I'm really, really sorry (frowny face)

What Adsense Thinks I Write About

Adsense seems to think that my blog is intimately connected to cats.   There is an advertisement for "12,000 cat names."  That's a lot of cat names.  I don't even think there are that many people names.  Probably because "Sparkles" isn't really an option when naming a human child.  

Okay Adsense, Let's See What You Do With This One

Pickles.   Marmaduke.   Marmite.  Surfing.  Antediluvian.  Geico.  Herpes.  Erectile Dysfunction.  Viagra.  Quiz.  Astrology.  Horoscope.  Psychic.  Mind Reading.  Crap.  

And... go!

Poop More Popular Than Eyes

Boyfriend and I once got into an argument over which was the best eye color.  We decided to use Google Trends to solve the debate.  Then we decided to see how the word "poop" compared...

People are way more interested in poop than they are in eyes.  

Surprisingly "brown eye" was pretty low in popularity... 

Here is a picture I took of a conversation I once had with my computer... 

I think it was lying

My Favorite Joke

What is green and has wheels?  

Grass.  I lied about the wheels.  

Facts

It is 6:18 PM. 

Now it is 6:19 PM.

My face hurts. 

I'll Think of a Title Later...

I figured I might as well show you a picture of a kitten.  Isn't he cute?   

Maybe I'll make more money off of this blog if I let people caption my pictures?

Just an idea...