Tuesday, December 15, 2009

How to be Famous

There are many routes you can take to reach the ultimate goal of being famous.  Here are several of them.

1.  Be in movies.

2.  Be in a famous rock band.

3.  Be in a famous band that is not a rock band but still famous.  Like Simon and Garfunkel.

4.  Be a... nevermind.  I'm not supposed to talk about p0rn because I don't want those ads here.  Or maybe I do.  You guys would totally click them, wouldn't you.  Perverts.  That's probably not a very good keyword. 

5.  Videotape yourself doing something disgusting/amazing and put it on YouTube. 

6.  Be really, really, really good at basketball.

7.  Be a serial killer.  Actually, don't do that.  There need to be fewer serial killers, not more. 

8.  Win American Idol.

9.  Learn how to time-travel.  Some say it can't be done and that may be true, but if you could figure out how to do it, you would definitely be famous. 

6 comments:

Adder said...

This seems like a really good path to becoming famous. You must be getting rich off of these ideas. Too bad S&G isn't getting the airplay they deserve these days.

Nikole said...

And now you have ads for background checks. Awesome.

Veronica M. D. said...

And cat diarrhea is gone!!!

Question: Does just clicking and opening the page count for AdSense or do I have to do something else for you to get paid?

Sarah said...

Stephen Hawking says he'll never accept a bet about time travel because the person you're betting could already have been to the future and seen that it's possible.
Bad. ASS.

Mandie said...

They really won't let you use the f-word?

So how'd you figure that out?

The blogger police come find you?

Lanned said...

I can time travel...that's why I'm posting a comment on such an old post. I read it in the past but came to the future to post. So...there...yeah...