*BONUS* Cake Versus Pie: A Comparison

This chart didn't make the cut for my Cake versus Pie post, but I spent a lot of time working on it, so I thought I'd post it here:

Acid-Spitting Dinosaur Card

I made this way back on Valentine's Day, but I forgot to post it with the rest of my melodramatic cards.  In retrospect, this may have been a good idea.