OMG!OMG!OMG! I HAVE ADD! AND IT IS UNCONTROLLED AND I ATE COFFEE.

Yes. "Ate coffee." That was not a typo. Have you ever eaten coffee beans? They are like Rice Krispies but larger and coffee-er.

Anyway, I am almost out of my ADHD medication and I am trying to find a substitute. I know that what I take is a stimulant, so I thought "why not try coffee?"

The good news is that it does help me focus. The bad news is that the amount of coffee required to achieve that focus could probably kill a medium-sized beagle.

Guess what else? It is 11:24 PM and normal people go to bed at that time. But not me. I feel like my body is detached from my body. That would make sense if you ate as much coffee as me.

I need to write some new stuff here...

Maybe I'll turn this into a poetry blog. A cat poetry blog.

Cats

By Allie

Cats are orange and stripey.

Sometimes.

Or black.

Uh-oh don't let it cross your path!

But really, where hasn't a black cat crossed

Probably some places

Like the Sahara Desert

Or Walgreen's

Or McDonald's

But I'm almost certain cats have been in Mcdonald's

Whether or not they were black though...

I don't know

Is this even a poem?

The answer is yes.