Monday, November 16, 2009

OMG!OMG!OMG! I HAVE ADD! AND IT IS UNCONTROLLED AND I ATE COFFEE.

Yes. "Ate coffee." That was not a typo. Have you ever eaten coffee beans? They are like Rice Krispies but larger and coffee-er.

Anyway, I am almost out of my ADHD medication and I am trying to find a substitute. I know that what I take is a stimulant, so I thought "why not try coffee?"

The good news is that it does help me focus. The bad news is that the amount of coffee required to achieve that focus could probably kill a medium-sized beagle.

Guess what else? It is 11:24 PM and normal people go to bed at that time. But not me. I feel like my body is detached from my body. That would make sense if you ate as much coffee as me.

8 comments:

Nikole said...

I love you.

Sarah P said...

I read one of those "diagnose yourself" things about ADD once, and one of the questions asked if the quiz-taker drank too much coffee?

I was all, "No such thing, bitchez," but that wasn't an option.

Sarah P said...

DUDE!
Dailycat.com is AWESOME!
It's one of your advertisements, so I know you can't click on it.
I'm going to give you the link, so you can understand Thanksgiving cat behavior. I hope it keeps your rat safe.
http://www.thedailycat.com/Behavior/cat_behavior_thanksgiving/index.html

Allie said...

Sarah P - I know this is a little late, but that was a great find. I loved the "cat panic room" suggestion.

Sarah P said...

I'm drinking peppermint coffee. You should eat peppermint coffee beans.
It's like coffee times peppermint.

Twewi said...

It's probably not a good idea to tell you this, but they make chocolate covered coffee beans. They are delicious and have probably killed before.

DJ Buttaskotch said...

yo sweet, its only 2:36 am here where i live. which means i have like 22 more hours until i have to goto sleep!!!

mikey said...

dude: what Twewi said.