One Day Maybe I WILL do Some That Isn't!!! (Halfway Illiterate Hate!)

Both of these comments were in response to my post "How a Fish Almost Ruined my Childhood."  

#1.  It seems like maybe he/she is mad about something to do with me being a girl, but I can't really tell.  

I'm sorry. I will take it down right away, Sir. You will never again have your delicate eyeballs accosted by my sense of humor. It was selfish of me to put you through that. No one should ever depict every woman in history and their capabilities and one day do some that isn't. That's just unfair to all the ones that is.

#2.  Either this person's reading-comprehension is really poor or they don't understand exaggeration. Maybe both.  Also possibly they don't understand cartoons. 

I really don't even know what to say to this.   I honestly wasn't trying to compete with genocide.  Genocide wins the trauma award.

*BONUS* Cake Versus Pie: A Comparison

This chart didn't make the cut for my Cake versus Pie post, but I spent a lot of time working on it, so I thought I'd post it here:

Acid-Spitting Dinosaur Card

I made this way back on Valentine's Day, but I forgot to post it with the rest of my melodramatic cards.  In retrospect, this may have been a good idea.

I Guess They Can Be Pedestrians Too...

In a World Where No One Can be Sure That They are Using the Word "Irony" Correctly, I'm Pretty Sure I Found Something That is Almost Definitely Ironic...

As I was moderating my comments, I found this one from a spammer.  It was posted on Spaghatta Nadle.  

I'm pretty sure that is irony.  For several reasons.  

Guess What? I Actually Posted Something on Here!