Did you see what I did with that last post? Aren't I a genius?
It really is as easy as that.
And guess what?
This is what I accomplished with this post (and this one):
1. I listed a bunch of high-value keywords
2. I repeated those keywords over and over in a story
3. I wrote content that was stupid but way more interesting than if I had simply listed those words over and over. And I might not even get in trouble with google.
4. I enticed my readers to click my ads (even though I know that I don't have to do that because you guys love me) by intriguing them about how a fictional character named Rosetta Stone lost weight with three simple rules.
5. I just found a way to work in the phrase "lost weight with three simple rules" again.
6. And again.
You guys,
This is so much fun.
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Saturday, October 17, 2009
Writing for SEO, Allie-Style
Like I mentioned in my last post, I can increase the value-per-click of my ads if I type the right keywords into my posts.
But isn't that selling-out??
Not the way I'm going to do it!
Remember how in high school your English teacher always gave you a list of vocabulary words to put into a story and turn in by the end of the week?
That is what I am going to do with my SEO keywords.
It will be fun.
For example:
List of keywords = flat stomach, lose weight, Cialis, Search Engine Optimization, Rosetta Stone, get published, enlarge
Observe:
Once upon a time, there was an enlarged woman named Rosetta. She married a man named Cialis Stone (which is actually kind of ironic) so therefore her name became Rosetta Stone. Anyway, one day Rosetta Stone decided that she wanted to get published, so she started learning about Search Engine Optimization which probably wasn't the right way to go about publishing a book, but she didn't care because she was illiterate anyway and didn't understand anything without the help of her husband, Cialis Stone. Why would an enlarged, illiterate woman named Rosetta Stone want to write a book? I don't know. What I do know is that Rosetta Stone needed to lose weight. She had always wanted a flat stomach, but since she was so enlarged, that dream had eluded her until recently. After she realized that she was illiterate, Rosetta Stone flew into a psychotic rage over her lack of ability to read and went so berserk that she lost weight in only minutes a day! She had a flat stomach before she could even finish her berserking. An unlikely story? Yes. An impossible story? Absolutely not. Anyone can lose weight with these simple rules. And I won't tell you what those rules are, but I'm sure there will eventually be an ad on this page that will.
But isn't that selling-out??
Not the way I'm going to do it!
Remember how in high school your English teacher always gave you a list of vocabulary words to put into a story and turn in by the end of the week?
That is what I am going to do with my SEO keywords.
It will be fun.
For example:
List of keywords = flat stomach, lose weight, Cialis, Search Engine Optimization, Rosetta Stone, get published, enlarge
Observe:
Once upon a time, there was an enlarged woman named Rosetta. She married a man named Cialis Stone (which is actually kind of ironic) so therefore her name became Rosetta Stone. Anyway, one day Rosetta Stone decided that she wanted to get published, so she started learning about Search Engine Optimization which probably wasn't the right way to go about publishing a book, but she didn't care because she was illiterate anyway and didn't understand anything without the help of her husband, Cialis Stone. Why would an enlarged, illiterate woman named Rosetta Stone want to write a book? I don't know. What I do know is that Rosetta Stone needed to lose weight. She had always wanted a flat stomach, but since she was so enlarged, that dream had eluded her until recently. After she realized that she was illiterate, Rosetta Stone flew into a psychotic rage over her lack of ability to read and went so berserk that she lost weight in only minutes a day! She had a flat stomach before she could even finish her berserking. An unlikely story? Yes. An impossible story? Absolutely not. Anyone can lose weight with these simple rules. And I won't tell you what those rules are, but I'm sure there will eventually be an ad on this page that will.
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