Guess What I Did??

Did you see what I did with that last post? Aren't I a genius?

It really is as easy as that.

And guess what?

This is what I accomplished with this post (and this one):

1. I listed a bunch of high-value keywords

2. I repeated those keywords over and over in a story

3. I wrote content that was stupid but way more interesting than if I had simply listed those words over and over. And I might not even get in trouble with google.

4. I enticed my readers to click my ads (even though I know that I don't have to do that because you guys love me) by intriguing them about how a fictional character named Rosetta Stone lost weight with three simple rules.

5. I just found a way to work in the phrase "lost weight with three simple rules" again.

6. And again.

You guys,

This is so much fun.