Facts #2

I have a zit on my face. I put toothpaste on it because that is supposed to shrink zits and then I put a Band Aid over the toothpaste so I didn't wake up with toothpaste in my hair. Then I woke up and I was like "why the hell do I have a Band Aid on my face?" And then for a second I thought maybe I was Nelly but I actually wasn't. I lied. I didn't actually think I was Nelly. That would be ridiculous.

That joke was tenuous at best.