How to Write Three Posts in Under 5 Minutes

1. Write a post that is just a picture of a cat.

2. Write another post that is just a collection of words that are maybe organized into a list or maybe they aren't. I don't know. I'm not God.

3. Write a post about writing posts in under 5 minutes. But you won't do it as well as me. I promise. You should just quit now because I own this niche, b_tch.

Does that last part rhyme or not? I don't really know how to pronounce niche. Or niché. Is that something I made up? Probablé.

I am so not used to censoring myself.

I used to do that.

And then I didn't anymore.

And now I have to again because I don't want to piss off Google.