How I Come Up With Content

So here's my new post-writing formula:

1. Sit down. Or don't. Whatever.

2. Start typing words and see what comes out.

3. Wait to be acclaimed as a genius when people figure out that humor is actually easy if you are just ridiculous enough.

4. If all else fails, just say a lot of words. Some of them are bound to be funny when stuck together. Or not. Don't blame me for your failures.