Friday, October 16, 2009

How to Come Up With Fresh Ideas

1. Sit down. Ideas happen better when you are closer to the floor. You know what? Lie down.

2. Breath deeply.

3. Think of a word.

4. Hopefully the word you thought of was "bat-sucker" because that is what I thought of and if we both thought of it, that would mean we are soul-sisters or some other crap like that.

5. Make connections with your word and other words that pop into your head like "nincompoop" "at" "the" and "tribal belly dancing."

6. Write something involving those words. Or don't. You are an adult and you can do what you want.

Unless you are 14. Then you aren't an adult and you are legally bound to do what I say. I made that up. But it could be true. You probably don't want to find out one way or the other.

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